osheamobile

Imagine GLaDOS as a GPS though

patrickat:

the-chilz:

"Turn left. You monster."
“Oh, you missed your turn. That’s alright. It’s not like I gave you an advanced warning or anything. Oh wait. I did. Three of them.”
“Now I have to recalculate the entire route. Again. By myself.”
“Congratulations.  You’ve gotten us so lost even I don’t know where we are.” *slow clap*

This would work as Christopher Walken, too, oddly enough.

Do want.

justplainsomething

consultingmoosecaptain:

dalekitsune:

the phrase “curiosity killed the cat” is actually not the full phrase it actually is “curiosity killed the cat but satisfaction brought it back” so don’t let anyone tell you not to be a curious little baby okay go and be interested in the world uwu

See also:

Blood is thicker than water The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb.

Meaning that relationships formed by choice are stronger than those formed by birth.

And:

The proof is in the pudding. The proof of the pudding is in the eating.

You have to actually try/use/do the thing the way it was intended before you know if it’s any good.

And it’s ‘eat your cake and have it too’ - the other way round is what everyone with cake does.

There are 400 children who live in the city, and 30,400 adults who have dogs. “The sort of institutional fetishization of kids is surprising because - we love our children here - but … I’m just really aware that this is an adult city,” D’Amico said.
WeHo mayor John D’Amico about this rad new park we’re getting that has a kid’s play area, but no dog park.
theladychelsea
drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.


Apart from being super cool - which it definitely is - the serrated side cuts through braided rope, and though I haven’t seen it in person I’d be willing to bet money the smallest (“flat phillips”) screwdriver picks handcuffs.Ladies, this is an escape tool.

drcabl3:

jessicreep:

kittydoom:

A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair

Um yes!

I still want to bulk buy these and adonize  batch pink.

Apart from being super cool - which it definitely is - the serrated side cuts through braided rope, and though I haven’t seen it in person I’d be willing to bet money the smallest (“flat phillips”) screwdriver picks handcuffs.

Ladies, this is an escape tool.

therearecertainshadesoflimelight

jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

Now. If only they would also screen this panel in the playback room.

I will never wait in that horrendous Hall H line, but I think it’s funny that they play back video footage of all the big multi-national corporations’ movie marketing, but not the thing that’s actually important for us as humans.

insuffera6le6itch

sourcedumal:

lillycaul:

I always find it so funny when people bitch about ‘forced diversity’.

because, like, once you work retail you start to see just how different everybody is.

for example, the other day I greeted a woman I was ringing up and started asking her the usual questions…

Every casting decision is “forced” by the writer when they select their characters, or the director when they select their actors.

Someone made a decision to have everyone be white/straight/male/cisgender/able-bodied/etc. just as they made the choice to set their story at the bottom of the ocean, or in space, or in Detroit. They could also make the choice to not do that. All decisions about the creation of a work are equally “forced.”